Some people think that it's an accessory and can be flaunted. Some think that it's something bad and one must not possess it. Some think that they need to have the "right" kind of it.

What do you think it is? What do you mean when you say that someone gave you attitude? What kinda problem is an attitude problem? Is having attitude a problem? Or, is not having the "right" attitude a problem?

Nah, I am not looking for answers. I am just pondering over the ways people like to use this funny word.

Here's some more weird stuff from another conversation that I had with a colleague in office. DU is me, KB is him.

BTW, you might not read the whole of it , or might tear your hair after reading it , or might just roll your eyes thinking what crap it is ! 

DU [5:00 PM]:
the weirdness isn't lonely but dark and deep... there aren't many miles to go before it seeps

KB [5:01 PM]:
while the guy on the other end of the conversation weeps and weeps

DU [5:02 PM]:
cuz he gets lots and lots of creeps

KB [5:03 PM]:
brought on by the girl whose weirdness she never leaves

DU [5:06 PM]:
cuz weirdness is what she has by default, not what she heaves

KB [5:09 PM]:
and she goes on without bothering that he grieves

KB [5:10 PM]:
her weirdness she must send to the sieves

DU [5:12 PM]:
weirdness is a trait of Adams too, not just Eves

KB [5:15 PM]:
ah! weirdness is every Eve's  pet peeves

KB [5:17 PM]:
while Adams, only joy that he gives

DU [5:17 PM]:
weirdness plays a major role in the magic that Eve weaves

KB [5:19 PM]:
yeah dark magic that every Eve Keeps

DU [5:19 PM]:
yeah, and that's what makes Adams not lions but sheeps

KB [5:19 PM]:
so beware Adam when you peep

DU [5:20 PM]:
Adams need to look before they leap

KB [5:21 PM]:
sheeps they turn so their Eves sleep

KB [5:22 PM]:
courage they keep plenty in deep

DU [5:23 PM]:
that's why in front of Eves, they can't talk but just beep

KB [5:24 PM]:
calmness cant make Adam cheap

KB [5:24 PM]:
they rise like lions when their eves weep

DU [5:24 PM]:
Adams' so-called calmness is what Eves sweep

KB [5:25 PM]:
ah! but the fruits Eves reap

DU [5:25 PM]:
although they can't act like lions, but only cheep

DU [5:26 PM]:
the fruits that Adams steal in heaps

KB [5:28 PM]:
it is for their children Adams cheep

KB [5:28 PM]:
while the Eves do nothing but sleep

DU [5:28 PM]:
Adams' cheep is what puts Eves to sleep

KB [5:29 PM]:
the kids they cant manage, so they act to sleep

DU [5:29 PM]:
look who's talking; Adam has finally given a proof of his cheep

KB [5:29 PM]:
the Adams don’t mind though they know the truth so deep

KB [5:30 PM]:
look Eves cant reason, they only can weep

DU [5:30 PM]:
The deeper Adams go for truth, the more they make Eves weep

DU [5:31 PM]:
cuz' Adams dunno what truth is and what's deep

DU [5:31 PM]:
Eves let them boast cuz' much doesn't seep

KB [5:32 PM]:
Ah! victories they let the Eves keep

KB [5:33 PM]:
so Eves dont drown the world by their weep

DU [5:33 PM]:
Eves never play in the first place; Adams are egoists down the deep

DU [5:34 PM]:
they too want to weep, but weeping is wht they keep

DU [5:35 PM]:
so even while sleeping, Adams don't sleep

KB [5:36 PM]:
Adams let the Eves rant so deep

KB [5:36 PM]:
if it can keep the Eve from weep

DU [5:37 PM]:
ranting is another trait of Eves from which they don't keep

DU [5:37 PM]:
they agree to what they are, that's why, like Adams, they don’t cheep

KB [5:38 PM]:
but the truth, do Eves really keep

KB [5:38 PM]:
that Adams are best, does it really seep

DU [5:39 PM]:
Adams prove it once again, they boast in heaps

KB [5:40 PM]:
here comes the lies that Eves so cheep

DU [5:40 PM]:
here comes more crap that Adams reap

DU [5:41 PM]:
cut that crap Adam! you can no more beep

KB [5:42 PM]:
silence Madam! let the world sleep

DU [5:42 PM]:
Sure! if that puts an end to your cheep

KB [5:44 PM]:
yes, if it keeps you from weep

DU [5:45 PM]:
and steeps your cheep in the deep

Life's going on, not too fast, not too slow
It's like a boat that you need to row row row

Shobhit:

So the cat has not forgotten her old tricks
she still purrs and pricks.
but if she is on a boat then she cant really say
that she is smart but has lost her way
life is weird.
sometimes stupidity
sometimes serendipity
life is a journey,
done on boats,
camels, foot and even goats,
it is meant to be lived,
years, months, days and moments
so whether u swim, walk, sleep or row,
live life
'cos thats the way it should go.

Divoo:

life's weird
life's funny
at times, it's a devil
at times, it's a bunny

but whatever it is
you're supposed to row row row
cuz' it's a boat in the sea
that needs to flow flow flow

if you lose your way
don't bother to find it
just go with the flow
someday, the shore you'd hit

and the conversation ended here.

Have a great weekend ppl!